About Us...

Founder & CEO
Meet Dan and Katie, the comedic dream team whose life is a perpetual blooper reel. Dan, the hapless hero in the sitcom of life, where his black lab Libby takes center stage when he isn't behind the pine at Uncle G's, or fixing absolutely everything, and Katie, the chaos conductor, with a sparkle infused tornado of glitter following her every move. Together they've created a masterpiece that even sitcom writers envy.

Lead Mixologist, In-house Ordained Minister
Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." When I'm not mixing up your favorite drinks, you can find me at the local animal shelter walking dogs and picking plastic straws out from peoples garbages.

El Presidente-8th in Charge
I have a corner office, with a view of the entire city. I drive a 500k dollar vehicle, and I am paid to travel. For some reason my tinder dates are always upset when I tell them I drive for UPS. Well anyway, I'm single with 3 tamagotchi's, and looking for someone to bring to family events so they stop asking what's wrong with me. I also have the keys to the bar, and I'm not afraid to use them.

Hair stylist by day, tequila connoisseur by night.
"One hell of a woman"
-New York Times
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"I wish I could be more like her."
-The Most Interesting Man in the World
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"She's my phone background."
-The Ryan

Bartender/Janitor
Say hello to Karen, the reigning Queen of toilet thrones, affectionately known as "Shitbird". She moonlights as the world's most okayest bartender. When she isn't clogging and unclogging toilets on company time, she's slinging cocktails and hiding from our ventriloquist doll Slappy.

Bartender/House Nurse
Meet Stacy, the vivacious nurse by day, and karaoke maven by night. Without even so much as a microphone in hand, she belts out all of your favorites from today and yesterday turning the bar into a concert hall. When Stacy isn't saving lives or hitting the low notes, she's on a mission to turn even the most stoic of dogs into her cuddle buddies.

Bartender/Bar Mom
Nikki is a new implant to us hailing from a few doors down. When she isn't leaving her purse at the bar for 6 days, or yelling at people for being too loud, she enjoys spending her time helping the less fortunate, volunteering at church, and indulging in a few Bud lights. Buy her 1 today!

The Whole Crew
Here you'll find a photo of us all on our 1st Annual Employee Appreciation trip to Wisconsin Dells. We treated the staff to a fun weekend of drinking, food and drinking. In the end, we'd have been better off buying the whole town of Falls a drink as it would've been cheaper than all these soak bags.
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Wolf River Bus Annual Bus Trip
This photo depicts what everyone was looking like before the sunburn and injuries. I'm pretty sure the homemade adult capri-suns I made had absolutely nothing to do with this. Either way, we tubed, we drank, and we didn't get banned!
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